An exhaustive list of things that are "harmless" as opposed to "Not Harmless"

We keep being told that ecigs, snus, smokeless tobacco and all other alternatives to smoking are "not harmless". And, frankly, that's true.
So, in an attempt to put the phrase "not harmless" into perspective, I present to you an exhaustive list of EVERYTHING that IS "Harmless". Do, please bear in mind that items and substances in this list are completely devoid of risk of all kinds, and pose absolutely no risk of harm to any person of any description. They can be enjoyed in perfect safety, with no need to fear. Let me repeat, they are absolutely HARMLESS.

Here is the list:

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I hope you found this helpful.